George CarlinI'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I am happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in. This is a very clever and clever saying and is quite humorous. However, we must remember that this phrase has a double meaning, one meaning of which is positive and the second meaning of which is negative.
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